Still not a player (or a douchebag)

But I'll be at lunch today. Remember Big Pun? (RIP)

I'm not a douchebag!

I would be down for lunch today. Anybody else?

I'm a douche

Unfortunately, I have some obligations to attend to throughout the day so I won't be able to make it to lunch. I'm so sorry. So very very sorry.

Maintaining Composure

My name is Michael and I used to eat lunch in EMRB until a series of embarrassing gaffes (on par with the below video) led me to lay low for about a month, but today I'm ready to show my face again if anyone will join me! Anyone?

An important issue

I think I could run for office on this platform. Don't waste your vote :-)

Going to lunch nowish

See you there!

Patience, Please!

What's everyone doing for lunch on August 27th? I'll be spending that day preparing for a wedding rehearsal in the Iowa City area.
Also, do they serve alcohol at EMRB yet?
I was trying to add a picture, but couldn't figure out how to do it....