A special Saturday edition of No Complaints lunch was held today at the Blank Park Zoo in Des Moines - with Philthy appearing as an extra-special guest. The zoo concession stand's offerings include "mac & cheese bites", which are triangular lumps of macaroni and cheese, battered and deep-fried. It's horrifying to think that something as anutritional as this appears on the kids menu, but nonetheless Philthy and Clake agreed that there should be a lobbying campaign to try to convince at least one Iowa City bar to serve this fried treat. The fried, cheesy goodness of this snack was in fact so great that it gave Clake and Philthy the power to fart simultaneously in the prairie dog enclosure, causing three children to collapse - overcome by the gas - blocking the only exit.
