Goat Week Continues

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Lunch at Noonish, EMRB

FAINTING GOATS

Cold Brew Cupcake Friday

Pictured to the left is a container not of motor oil, but of "cold brewed" coffee, which I referenced at yesterday's lunch. According to howtobrewcoffee.com:

“They” say that cold brewed coffee is lower in acid and lower in caffeine, thus good for those with sensitive stomachs

Perhaps by "senstitive stomachs" they mean "insensitive palates"? At any rate, I want to try making this. Would anyone try it if I brought some to lunch?

Also, today's lunch plans are as follows:

1. 11:58 meet at the water fountain in the hallway outside of Bill’s office
2. 12:00 lunch* in Brett’s office

*Jessica brought cupcakes!

Spring break is over

It's time we all did our duty and attended lunch. 12:00pm in the EMRB, be there.

Mulletproof...I Wish I Was

Above, as promised, are three pictures of brumpelstiltskin with a mullet. Having won the bet, the rest of Mo' Complaints now owes me 1 overpriced pastry from the EMRB/Starbuck cafe. I think I'll go with the pain au chocolat. I will collect my money at Noon!

Today’s EMRB Special: Beefcake

It’s “Obscure 80s WWF Superstar Tuesday” here at Mo’ Complaints and, as you can see, today’s honoree is Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake. Mr Beefcake is a former WWF tag team champion (along with then-partner, Greg “The Hammer” Valentine) and is perhaps best known for adding insult to the injury of defeated opponents by snipping their hair off (using his trademark barber shears) after he’d pinned them for a 3-count. Mr Beefcake’s presence on the blog today is especially fitting since Michael will be getting a (long overdue) haircut later this afternoon.

Monday Lunch

Hope to see you at EMRB at High Noon!

tickle me jesus

I wanted to see what all the buzz was about posting. I thinks' I've done it. Hey bill, thanks for not ruffie-ing me at Joe's last night. Much appreciated.

Eat lunch with us today!

Otherwise you're out of our secret club of awesomeness!

The Men of Mo-Complaints

There were so many great reviews of the Phil, Michael and Hans photos that I thought I should post the link to the rest of the pics. Just click the title of this post to see the sexiest men in the Greater Iowa City / Coralville area.

Mo' Complaints: the 'David Bowie' of Blogs?

The more I reflect on it, the more I'm wowed by the recent renaissance of Mo' Complaints. Many people -- err, well the 2 non-contributors who sometimes read it -- thought we were dead (and not without good reason), but now, out of nowhere, we're back with new contributors, professional photography, female members (yeah, J & HK!) , male models, martini expertise, and an ongoing blogosphere-buzzing discussion regarding the proper title for what's currently being referred to as the 'brush-off'.

Our reinvention reminds me of one David Bowie (pictured), a so-called 'musical chameleon" who frequently reinvented his music and image during the 1970s and beyond. In honor of him, I hereby declare today 'Eye Patch and Green Lipstick Tuesday' at EMRB. While do don't have to wear an eye patch or green lipstick in order to attend lunch today, if you do, I will personally buy you an $8 PB&J sandwich from the EMRB cafe.

MEBRAS: the fashion models of Psychiatry

If you want to see gentlemen like these during your lunch hour, I recommend you be at MERB today at Noon for lunch.

Number 400!

Wow, what a great day to be alive! I wanted to take time to thank all of you, and then I noticed that No/Mo Complaints has had 399 posts. I wanted to pick out a Google image of "400" and this came up on the first page of results. All I can say is: Koooo-be! The condom can be found in the corner in the morning...

I just wanted to say thank you for the fantastic lunch on Friday. Not only did the expensive tuna sandwich help cure a hangover, but the crowd at EMRB helped cap off one helluva birthday celebration.

If someone could please keep me posted on what we're calling "The Brush-off," that would be great!

It was good to be "home."