Monday, December 17, 2007

How To: Make Your Own Danny DeVito Cake Topper/Fun Thing

This is a fun and easy craft for any occasion, and all you need is a color printer, a couple of toothpicks, and some clear tape. First, print out this image in color (click to enlarge):



Next, cut out and fold the picture. I recommend cutting a rough rectangle around both DeVito heads at first, folding carefully along the line between them, and then cutting both sides back to back. Then tape a couple of toothpicks to the back side of one DeVito head. Finally, attach both heads together at around the chin area - but don't use too much tape/glue/what-have-you for that because you don't want to mar the pristine image of DeVito.

Now you can take your creation and use it to decorate a cake - or a stack of brownies, as we did to celebrate Philthy's last No Complaints lunch.

You can also omit the toothpicks and instead put this on a pen or pencil. You can even print a bajillion of these things, tape them onto the wrappers of cheap suckers and give them out on Halloween for that "the people who live in this house are frickin' bonkers" effect.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Gettin' the word on for Monday

I've been hearing that Monday is slated to be young master Phillip's last day of No Complaints lunch. I thought I should get the word out ahead of time that a celebration is in order. I'm planning on attending, there will probably be cake, Kim could be convinced to take the trek up the hill to wish Phil good lunch in his future endeavors, AND we're holding out hope for another special guest. I can't reveal too much. It's all still in negotiation, but we are hoping for a certain short, bald, chubby actor/director to make an appearance.

(The above is an actual panel from an Archie comic strip. To the best of my knowledge, it has not been doctored in any way.)

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Blow it up!



What's up, bros? Lunch?!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Melrose Place

Bill: just a head's up that Axe and I (and hopefully a few others) will be chowing down at the Melrose Dining hall today. If you make it in, please join us. PS Boo yeah.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Post 357!

Yeah! Celebrate post number 357 at lunch with me at EMRB!

Friday, December 07, 2007

Go ahead, touch my sandwich


Time: High noon

Place: EMRB

Occassion: Lunch

Reason for Dirty Harry picture: He's a badass motherfucker.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Wednesday with the eating and the kicking and the biting

I'll be at EMRB at Noon if anybody is interested in bro- and/or chow-ing down with me

Doin it and doin it and doin it well


She's represent'n Queens I was raised out in Brooklyn.
Come to lunch today and learn about:
The guy who was picking his nose on the bus... just where did that booger end up?
The haircutter asking me for financial advice... and yeah, I "gave it" to her.
The bite to my upper arm suffered in Real Estate Process... it feels bruised.
Yup, you are my readers.

Monday, December 03, 2007

Monday, the Frozen Tundra Wasteland

Morning gents, I am planning on being at EMRB for lunch today. No exciting strap-ons, or big boys or nothing like that. Just little 'ol me with my razor sharp whit and dirty sense of humor.

P.S. Poop and pee.