What a douchebag!

Seriously, Brummblebutt, what type of Masshole doesn't check outside on a beautiful spring day at lunch?

Dance Dance Revolution

I'll be strutting out my moves at the Emurb at the noonhour. Will you??

Lunch Contest

With the playoffs going on, I just wanted to remind everyone about the standings.

Phil: 100 points
Chris: -0 points
Bill: 99.415 points
Michael: 12 and one half ounces
Thomine: 33.333 points
Axe: Duffel bag
Dianna: 84 points

Remember, today is an elimination round. If you lose at lunch today, you're done until next week.

Wednesday lunch

Lunch is a definite for this guy! Hope to see you there.

Shipoopie PoPo

Lunch? Sorry, no time for a fancy photo or illustration or joke.

A photo must be ours!

This is a call to action. As illustrated by post 199 ("New Developments"), the blogosphere is clearly abuzz over the recent sighting in EMRB of a DDD (Danny Devito Doppelgänger). It is vital that this be confirmed ASAP via indisputable photographic evidence. I hereby offer a reward of $5 (and whatever sandwich I've happened to prepare on this fateful day) to the 1st person who delivers these much coveted goods.

MILESTONE

I'd like to have your attention, please. No Complaints has been a pretty exciting organization as of late. With the strong posts, exciting pictures, and earth shattering commentary, it's easy to get caught up in the glamour of being hardcore lunch bloggers, but I think it's important that we take time to savor the level we have attained in lunchdom blogdom. As you all know, this is the 200th post on No Complaints. They never thought we would last like this, but dammit, we've proven them wrong. While we're feasting on our triumph, it's important for us to remember just how fragile life really is.... just look at Axe's blog, if you can remember the name of it. We were once a bushleague blog, simply posting our lunch plans for the day. Hell, we didn't even have titles and even pictures are relatively new to this publication. Look at us now! We're commenting on life's intricacies and making plans for lunch at the same time. We're even using paragraphs....

Today is a time to celebrate. Soak it in. Smell it. Roll in it. Put your legs through it like a pair of comfortable, but yet stylish, pair of briefs. Two Hundred. It feels good, but let's stay strong and keep our eyes on the prize. The triple century mark is only one hundred posts away. At that time we will reevaluate whether we've trully made the big-time.

And yes, I'll be at lunch.

New Developments

I thought I should record this in the blog, because it is a major development in No Complaints, lunch at EMRB, and the whole concept of lunch in general. Today, we saw a man walk by who looked quite a bit like Danny DeVito. Michael was the first to spot him, and we all had our doubts, but we turned our heads as the man in question walked by, and lo it was true. Most of us did not see him at all from the front, but it was widely agreed that he greatly resembled the actor/director from behind. Bill, in fact, was heard to comment that the man had more than a little "DeVito in the seat-o".

One-Ninety-Eight!

Lunch? Yo? Lunch? Yo? Lunch?

Post #197

The countdown continues. Who's gonna be at lunch?

Formidable Friday

What's got 2 thumbs and is going to lunch?

This guy!

A serious question needs answering.

This one is for the gentlemen in our group (now that I think about it, this blog is sort of a sausage-fest, so it's pretty much for everyone). On more than one occasion in recent days, I've been using a urinal in a public restroom. People have walked up next to me, started going in their respective urinal, and flushed, WHILE STILL GOING. They finish up (I'm a long pee-er, so I have the opportunity to observe all this), zip up, and flush again. What's with the first flush? It seems wasteful. Also, unsanitary. I'm okay with flushing at the end, because whatever germs I just picked up on my hand are immediately rinsed off at the sink. However, if I touch the lever, and then go back to attending to Big Shot Bob, whatever germs I've accumulated there aren't going away. This is distressing to me.

It's Thirsty Thursday

And I'm gonna be slurpin' an overpriced pitcher of EMRB's finest house soup.

p.s. Just for the record, No Complaints post # 200 is on the horizon. I think there will be a lot of honor in being the one to write this...

I really wish I could find the video of this

YouTube has pulled this video due to copyright something something, but here's a link to the news story:CNET interviewer assaulted by flying wang

Airborne penises this week attacked CNET reporter and Second Life publicist Daniel Sadville, causing an unprecedented although not insurmountable interview interruption.

Definately a Star Trek holodeck episode waiting to happen.

Prepare for Lunch

Let's make this happen! Damn the critics and nay-sayers!

It's on like Donkey Kong

I'll be there, will you??

Potty Humor

Let us take a moment and reflect on this Good Friday. Let us ponder the meaning of life, and remember those who have come before us. Like the guy who invented the chilidog, or the pink sock, or even the (insert city here) steamer. Lest we not forget the inspiration that Danny Devito has provided us with. Let us then pride ourselves in what we have become, and still aspire to be. Cheers, to the future! And I'll be seeing you at lunch. Godspeed.

YMCA

Wow, you don't even have to search that hard to find just about anything you've ever seen on the internet:

Here's another clue for you all, the walrus was Phil

"Goo goo g' joob"
(Walrus for "Lunch, anyone?")

Funny or Not?

Anyone for lunch in the awe-inspiring surroundings of EMRB?