Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Lunch?

Your fifth-grade writing assignment is to come up with a story to explain this picture. Also, is anyone up for lunch? Is this blog updated anymore?

Friday, March 16, 2007

Meal of Steel

Anyone up for some EMRB lunch?

Richard Pryor is frightened because he does not understand that humans cannot smell super-flatulance. Also, if you are carried in front of Superman, you are not in danger of being blinded. Find out more at EMRB.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Pancakes is ready!

who's hungry?

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Turd Ferguson

Who's goin to lunch?

I do, I vant vone!

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Ghetto Fabulous

Live the life of a rock star.... or eat lunch with me today. It's your choice. Now do something about it!

Monday, March 12, 2007

Have you seen it?

DIIIIISSSSS NUT!!!!

Give me your reactions at lunch. Maybe I can arrange for a guest speaker, as well.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Fig Newtons Bitches!

I'll plan on being at lunch! Rejoice with fiber!

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Have you seen 'em?

i'm on the fence about lunch. any takers?

Friday, March 02, 2007

Who Dat?

Any peeps show'n up at the ol' Marby? (EMRB)

Monday, February 26, 2007

Friday, February 23, 2007

Word to your mother

I'm running plates today, which means my schedule is a little f'ed in the a. I'll try to make every effort I can, however, to be in attendance at lunch. Kapishe?

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

You down with OPB?

Yeah you know me!

Eemer Meember Reemer Beemer at Neemer.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Back on track!

Everybody, just wanted to announce that I am back on blogger, so lunch can be taken care of through No Complaints!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Booyakasha!

Eating
Mike
Returns,
Bitches

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Bowing out

alas, my morning snoozefest forces a chice between skipping lunch or working until 8pm; reluctantly, i choose the former. until tomorrow, comrades/

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Mercredi Dejeuner

Mon Freres, mangez avec moi aujourd'hui

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Tuesday Nooner

I will be at the EMRB at Noon today.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Lunch?

I think I might possibly be there.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Wednesday

Lunch

Who yelled assholes?

lunch?

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Welcome to Google

Bitches! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Monday, January 29, 2007

no soup for me

the brumblestiltzki will not be running wild in the the emrb today.

Friday, January 26, 2007

It's my lunch in a box

1. Buy a lunch box
2. Put your lunch in that box
3. Come to EMRB and open the box

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

State of the Blog

I propose that in the next fiscal year we increase our presence in EMRB by 20,000 sandwiches. This topic will be open to debate at lunch today.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Fellow BSEMFs

Big Sandwich Eating Mother F..... join me

Friday, January 19, 2007

Snack attack M**herF***ers!

i'll be at EMRB at 12:00

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Lunch No Go

Can't make it today I'm afraid.

Monday, January 08, 2007

bouillon!

join me

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Skyyyy Rockets in Flight!

Eat'n Lunch Delight!

Nooner. Be there, or be square.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Calling all of Rob's "sweet" guys

"Bill and Phil are sweet guys" - Rob Philibert, 12/29/06. Come to lunch to hear more tidbits from my cambus conversation with Rob.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

starting the year off with a whimper

i can't make it today as i must tco"b".
hopefully manana...

Friday, December 29, 2006

Gi-iddy Up!

Lunch? Yup. EMRB? Yup. Noon? Yup. Anyone else?...

Thursday, December 28, 2006

The Vast Unknown

Is anyone out there? Can anyone hear this? What about see this? My bet is that it will be seen before it is heard, but that's just me. Any lunch today.... on Mars, on the twelfth month in the 28th earth rotation, 2113?

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Gone Thursday

Hey everybody, I am going to have a 1-on-1 lunch with a friend of mine today, so I will see you all in the year 2007! Happy holidays everybody and hopefully you will all get that lump of coal in the mail that i sent you by Christmas.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

For Real

I'll be there for real today, dudes. My sincerest apologies for the assclown-post-turned-no-show yesterday. I got sucked into a meeting last minutes. Rest assured, though, that nothing got accomplished at it. Anyway see you at high noon.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Holiday Lunch Status

Hey everybody, I am planning on being at lunch every day this week through Thursday. After that, I won't be at the lab until 2007. That's right, I've got the entire week of Christmas off. So come and join me for lunch so that I can see you again before I leave!

Also, I am going to implore some of you to make "come to lunch more often" one of your New Year's resolutions.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Represent'n da (319)

So... don't press [Enter] immediately after making a title....

I'll be at lunch, as will Dianna

Friday, December 15, 2006

Friday "Lab Meeting"

I won't be at lunch today because the Philibert Lab is having the annual downtown lunch at Takanami. See you guys next week!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Heeeeere's Lunchie!

You know what's up

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

lunch...

i will be there

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

i will be at lunch

i will be at lunch

Monday, December 11, 2006

Knock knock!

Who's there?
Lunch.
Lunch who?
Aren't you going to be at lunch today? I am!

Friday, December 08, 2006

Sounds of the Spaghetti

I was working and a guy behind the gas station offered me $5 to touch his wrist. I told him to get the hell out of there, he was scaring away business. I'm trying to learn to floss my nose. If I smoked cigarettes, I think I'd work on blowing them out my ears. I felt strange this morning, at least until Strange got mad and left the room.

I plan on munching sum lunch. Who is with me?

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Back with Black

Don Black and I have tentative plans to dine in the EMRB today, although not necessarily at the same table. Any joiners???

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Time to relax and have fun

At the lunch table. Be there or miss out!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Tuesday

I'll be at lunch today. See y'all there!

Monday, December 04, 2006

Phil got us this weekend

Time to get him back ... at Lunch. EMRB Noon Style.

(boo ya beotches)

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Word

It's Sunday. Just thought I'd go all anti-establishment and post on a weekend. You got served!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Friday sweetness

Can't wait for the weekend, but I'll be able to tide myself over with a little lunch action. See you at Noon!

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Thursday Nov 30th

I'll be at lunch today. Same Bat time, same Bat channel! Will it be the Dynamic Duo of Bill & Brumm? or the Dio Trio of Bill, Brumm, & Bohle?

Now that I think of it, just because of our names we're gonna have to start a law firm. I'm not sure what exactly we would do, but our name would be SWEET

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

The Pen is Mightier

I will be in EMRB at noon hour.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I'm out

can't go...

Monday, November 27, 2006

First day back from vacation

Hopefully I will get to hear about all of your Thanksgiving (mis)adventures today at Noon! EMRB, see ya there

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Last day before Vacation

Let's send everybody off with a sweet lunch like we had yesterday!

See ya at noon.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Little Info

I'm hesitant to make any gaurantees as I haven't gotten orders from my boss yet, but I plan on attending today and will make every effort to be there.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Back in the Saddle

ride me, i mean ride with me, to lunch!

Friday, November 17, 2006

Lunch time equals Bill Time

Hey everybody! It's Friday. Time for some good lunch. I am thinking EMRB at the good 'ol Noon. See you then, I hope!

Poo-poo Platter

Hello? Is anyone out there? Does anyone dream of a day when the monkeys bury our beloved Statue of Liberty? If so, I'll be at lunch.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Out like flout

I will not be in attendance today...

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Earls of Sandwich

Join me

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Brummless Tuesday

The Mike will not be in attendance today, but a Wed comeback is probable.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Monday, Monday

Hey everybody, I ended up taking Friday off of work last week so I missed lunch. Sorry that I didn't post about my status. But let's get together today for some Noon lunch at EMRB!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Badgers? We don't need no stink'n badgers!

How is everyone on this fine rainy cold gloomy depressing Friday morning? I'm well, thanks for asking... unless you didn't... Who wants to come see the peep show at EMRB at noon? I gaurantee I'll be showing skin from the neck up and from the elbows down.... but only on my arms. With a little luck, you may see some ankle, as well! Good luck!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Dem Jeans

Prepare yourselves for a super-dee-dooper edition of Phil on a Wednesday!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Tuesday is the day

The location for lunch is EMRB. The time for lunch is Noon. I'll be there, will you?

Monday, November 06, 2006

Monday - time to saddle up for another week of lunches

I will be at EMRB for the lunch at El Noon-yo. Be there!

Friday, November 03, 2006

Are you not entertained?

We need to go over some figures and invest in some power lunch'n. Any partakers in the partay? This just in.... we'll have a special guest speaker out of Derby, IA.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

It's Thursday and I'm back again

Since yesterday. I know that you guys missed me! EMRB at Noon. Be there or be not with Bill this lunch.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Wednesday lunch

Hey everybody, I'm going to be at EMRB for lunch at Noon. Hope to see some friendly faces!

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Serenity Now

i will be at EMRB at noon seeking escape from nearby office socialites. please join me.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Monday

The Billster will be there with a review of "Marie Antoinette" from the weekend.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Bam!

Psychiatric assistants of UIHC unite!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

General Tso's Chicken

Come eat with the General. Free fortunes.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Tuesday

Hey everybody, the "general" (who is generally not at lunch) won't be here today, but I will! It would be great to see you guys again.

p.s. ZZZZZING! twice in a row! I'm on a roll here

Monday, October 23, 2006

Rallying the Troops

The general is back and leading the charge at the start of the week. Follow me to freedom.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Chimpanzee That

I think I can make it to lunch today...

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Thursday

I'm going to go into my lab and ask around to see what people are up to for lunch. What are you guys up to?

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Get over the Hump

Axe will be there.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Tuesday Brumch at noon

Was that a typo or just a bad pun? Find out today in the EMRB.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Throwing out the Invite

Hey guys, I will be at EMRB at Noon today for lunch. Hope to see some friendly faces!

Friday, October 13, 2006

Make sure you are sitting down when you read this

Two days in one week. Hold the applause. Start the weekend off with a bang by joining Axe for lunch.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

nada de la brummski

there will be no EMRBing it up for me today, but i've got my sights on tomorrow, and on the 'no complaints' blog entry #100, which is oh so close.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Weekly Appearance

To satisfy my ravenous fanbase, Axe will make an appearance today. I apologize for the accompanied media circus.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Big Week

Let's make it another week of sweet lunches. See you guys at EMRB!

Friday, October 06, 2006

manic friday

lunch i'm in

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Thursday lunch!

Hey everybody, I'll be at EMRB at Noon today. Come one come all!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Wednesday=Axe=#@**#@ Awesome Lunch

I will throw the caveat in that if my meeting runs long I might not make it but I would say that is highly unlikely today.

Monday, October 02, 2006

New Week, Clean Slate

Hey everybody, we had some good lunch turnouts last week. So let's Keep -R- Up, Git -R- Done, et cetera ... I should be at EMRB at Noon for lunch every day this week unless something comes up. So I'll be checking the blog to find out if anybody wants to join me. Hope to see some friendly faces!

Friday, September 29, 2006

Who wants some of Big Daddy's....

......Company for lunch?

Noonish? EMRBish?

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Don't you want me baby?

I think I can make it today. Any takers?

Friday, September 22, 2006

Friday lunch

I'm going to be at lunch today, EMRB at Noon. Hopefully I'll see some friendly faces!

Monday, September 18, 2006

Bill's Birthday Week!

Here's my lineup - I am in the office and therefore at lunch for Monday, Tuesday, and Friday. Wednesday and Thursday (the actual day of days) I will be out. There is the possibility of birthday festivities on Friday after lunch so keep your eyes and ears peeled.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Pullin' Me Back

It's Friday, which is great for a number of reasons! The Suck'lones are on their way, no class, and lunch! Who's with me?

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I'm In

Come one, come all

Monday, September 11, 2006

Week of September 11

Ladies and gentlemen, I will be at lunch at Noon on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday of this week. Thursday and Friday I am out of the office. Hope to see you around!

-Bill

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Unvicarious by my absence

No lunch for me, today...

Friday, September 01, 2006

Read to Yung Joc's "Going Down"

Meet me in the caf, it's goin down.
Meet me in Eckstein, it's goin down.
Meet me with sum food, it's goin down.
Any where ya meet me guaranteed to go down!

Return of the mike

Dr. Brumm and his blue Geico lunch bag will both be making their return to EMRB at noon barring unforeseen circumstances...