Why don't witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip on the broom.

The New Cool Phrase of the Week

"Toss off a Bram Stoker."

All the cool kids are gonna have this embroidered onto jean jacket patches.

I'll EMRBeee at lunch today!

I love puns.

BRME -> EMRB

El BRuMmiE shall descend upon EMRB today @ Noon.

EMRB lunch today

I'm leaving now.

Heading to EMRB

I'm writing this so late I have no expectations of seeing anyone over there, but if you want i'll be there.

Lunch today?

I'm up for it. EMRB?

No lunch

I haven't been in EMRB this week, with stupid errands regarding my car insurance and work stuff keeping me from appearing. Sorry! Maybe Friday, and then retry next week?

Still not a player (or a douchebag)

But I'll be at lunch today. Remember Big Pun? (RIP)

I'm not a douchebag!

I would be down for lunch today. Anybody else?

I'm a douche

Unfortunately, I have some obligations to attend to throughout the day so I won't be able to make it to lunch. I'm so sorry. So very very sorry.

Maintaining Composure

My name is Michael and I used to eat lunch in EMRB until a series of embarrassing gaffes (on par with the below video) led me to lay low for about a month, but today I'm ready to show my face again if anyone will join me! Anyone?

An important issue

I think I could run for office on this platform. Don't waste your vote :-)

Going to lunch nowish

See you there!

Patience, Please!

What's everyone doing for lunch on August 27th? I'll be spending that day preparing for a wedding rehearsal in the Iowa City area.
Also, do they serve alcohol at EMRB yet?
I was trying to add a picture, but couldn't figure out how to do it....

Why not?

I'll be at EMRB today for lunch, heading over now.

How did the reunion go?

Anyone show up to lunch? I'm in today if anyone wants to head to EMRB.

Like a Kick to the Stomach of the Blogosphere!

The lack of activity on Mo' Complaints as of late has left the blogosphere gasping for air.  Perhaps Prince is right, and the Internet is dead.  Or maybe, just maybe, today at 12:00ish at EMRB, the band will get back together, and all will be well once again!

Returning to lunch!

I will be there for a triumphant return, much like Caesar or Jay-Z.

Check out the new blog!

http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/no-complaints.blogspot.com/

I think it's so much better this way.

Lunch!