Yes, people know you eat lunch, but shouldn't they know where you eat lunch and whom with? Why not let me create a plaque containing a photo of your lunch crew and a close-up of your lunch bag, no matter how long it's been since you last washed it.
If that doesn't catch your interest, I'm also selling magazines. To help kids. The magazines must be addressed to my apartment. So if any kids ever come over there, they can read them. The old ones at least. Help the kids. Danny DeVito would do it.
I'll be at lunch.
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I'd like to purchase a lifetime subscription to Danny DeVito Quarterly -- I don't care how much it costs!
I'll be at lunch.
If it comes in discrete packaging, I'd like a subscription to Nuge.
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