The Life & Times of MC Pee Pants

After conducting a Google Pictures search for "harmonica + funny", I inexplicably came up with this. Anyway, who's up for a little exploration today? I propose Colloton Commons, located on the lower level of John Colloton Pavilion off of elevator H. Who is down?

Poetry in Motion

I'm thinking that we should all band together and write a poem today. Feel free to add lines as you wish.

EMRB
It's the place to be
Noon on The dot
after I pee
If the heavens Shall open
If the ground shall tremble
You can count on me
but don't Blame the pee!

Tuesday EMRB Lunch!

Hey guys, sorry I am late but I just got in. If anybody is interested in lunch at EMRB lunch at Noon today I will be there (but probably 5 minutes late)

Otterlicious

That, my friends, is a sea otter going to the "loo", which is British for what we Americans call the "shitter". I snapped this beauty at the Seattle Aquarium. As for what venue I'd choose for the unveiling, there was never any doubt. No Complaints won the "scoop" faster than you can say "____". On that note, can you say lunch? Where should it be held?

Mofos before Gofos!

Mary's here now so I'm ditching your candyasses -- psych!
D*cks before Ch*cks, mother f*c*ers!
Shall we make it the EMRB?

Git'cher Gonads

Strange subject line, huh? Anyways, I plan on lunch'n and munch'n at the EMRBreezy.

Delayed return

I'm back, dudes, but cannot make it to lunch today. My sincere apologies for being a gebroni.

If anybody is down for some Monday Lunch

I am in!

Friday Lunch

I'm pulling my 'ol Nooner trick, but I am planning on being at lunch at the EMRB. Noon-ish. Boo ya

Yasir Arafat

Lunch? EMRBizzle? I'll be there.

Rowdy, Rowdy

Gentlemen, start your sandwiches. Where is our noon date today?

My apologies

Sorry I was unable to start the summer off on the right foot, attendance-wise. Had I not had to drink some beers Sunday to celebrate Mother's Day (I kept up with Mom, but barely), I would have been in Iowa City before 11 am yesterday, and would have been at work an appropriate amount of time to be able to attend lunch, guilt-free.

I plan on making it today, wherever anyone wishes, as long as no one tries to have sex with me in a very uncomfortable place.... like the back seat of a Volkswagon. I can't gaurantee that though, as sometime today I have to go tend to No-Complaints' second generation, which is currently in the maternity ward (I'm talking about Chris's kid. I just realized we are under an abundant crop of pregnant ladies, so I wanted to get that straight). If visiting hours happen to fall around lunchtime, I have a difficult decision to make.

School's! Out! For! Summer!

But I am still here and will eat lunch at ... EMRB? The Atrium? Any thoughts?

7th floor Atrium

I propose, nay, insist!, upon eating today at the Atrium (Located in John Colloton Pavilion on the 7th floor off of elevator F.) today.

The finest meats and cheeses for all!

Except me, who will be eating a PB & Shit.

Table for 1!

Michael Brumm will be dining today -- friendless, alone, and crestfallen -- in his office: W287 GH.

What a douchebag!

Seriously, Brummblebutt, what type of Masshole doesn't check outside on a beautiful spring day at lunch?

Dance Dance Revolution

I'll be strutting out my moves at the Emurb at the noonhour. Will you??

Lunch Contest

With the playoffs going on, I just wanted to remind everyone about the standings.

Phil: 100 points
Chris: -0 points
Bill: 99.415 points
Michael: 12 and one half ounces
Thomine: 33.333 points
Axe: Duffel bag
Dianna: 84 points

Remember, today is an elimination round. If you lose at lunch today, you're done until next week.

Wednesday lunch

Lunch is a definite for this guy! Hope to see you there.