http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=240246&title=nick-and-marla-break-up

I do not know how to embed videos so click on it.

You are not my friend unless you like Michael and Michael Have Issues.

Appetite For Destruction Thursday @12:30???

You're In EMRB, Baby. Wake up. Time to...Eat!!

(Note: Bill will be late today, so I've agreed to meet him at 12:30ish instead of the usual time...)

Wednesday Lunch Delay 'till 1:00PM

Hey everybody, the Philibert lab is having an impromptu meeting at noon because one of our students is leaving this week. So I will still be at lunch today, but I won't be there 'till 1:00. Mike, if you can wait that long, I do have a present for you today ...!

Egyptions Erect Tribute to "Sphinx" Adams

I just found this photo, which has been making the rounds on the Internet. Evidently, the Egyptian people were so enthralled with their most recent visitor that they attached a giant cardboard color cutout of Bill's face onto a sphinx.

This and more will be discussed at lunch today.

I will be at lunch today

And all this week unless something comes up. So c'mon down!

When I die I want you all to build one of these for me.

In the meantime, I'll be at lunch today at Noon!

Was I in transit 36 straight hours just for Mo' Complaints?

You know that I don't have any other friends ... I'll be at lunch today, hope to see you there!

EMRB Eases the Pain

I don't know if anyone caught the British Open on Sunday, but I haven't been this depressed by a sporting event since Hulk Hogan turned heel in 1996. Perhaps lunch can cheer me up...

Honest to blog

I'll be at lunch today. Follow me there! And on Twitter, @seanathompson.

It's Friday

I know it's Friday, but I am heading to the EMRB. Care to join me?

Thursday?

Anybody else lunching today? If I don't see anybody in the dining area, I, not unlike a grizzly bear in winter, will likely migrate to a warmer area, aka the outdoor seating if there is any.

Tombstone Tuesday

I'll be at lunch today (Noon, EMRB) and I'll be eating some leftover Tombstone Pizza from Sunday night. And be forewarned that anyone who tries to take a bite out of my pizza when I'm not looking will shortly thereafter be on the receiving end of a Tombstone Piledriver, as demonstrated in the below video by The Undertaker!

The Look of Lunch

As mentioned during Friday's "lexicon vs. vernacular" debate, here's the video for ABC's "The Look of Love" (off the album The Lexicon of Love). I think the horn at the beginning was also used in those Ricola ads in the 90s. Lunch today?

w00t!!

I'm back, homeslices, and lunch will be had my me with you.

An apology.

J, did I hurt your feelings yesterday? Did I cross a line? Would you like me to apologize?

TOO BAD!
COME GET SOME, WOMAN!

(I'm ready for ya!)

A Modest Proposal

If Jonathon Swift* had been** a contemporary*** Mexican**** satirist*****:


(*Look it up, Jessica.)
(**He's dead now.)
(***Look it up, Jessica.)
(****Or Texan, but border-close.)
(*****Look it up, Jessica.)

Careful......

The More You Know....


Without me there today to break up your bites with laughter, you may look like this by 1:00pm. Watch your food intake, and maybe keep from overeating by punching each other in the mouths occasionally. Hey, we're all in this together.

Still gone?

Wish you were here. Enjoy the snackies without me today.

OH NOES!!!

Today you will be missing me as much as I am missing Billy Mays.

Happy Fourth of July

And none of you better be online right now reading this.