Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention please. In this corner, at a combined weight of 14 metric tons, from Iowa City, IA: the unsuspecting denizens of EMRB Cafe. And now, approaching the ring area, weighing in at 27 stone, accompanied by his manager, Paul Bearer, and his Executive Consultant Mr. Fuji (with salt, or is it protein powder, in hand), from Eden Prairie, MN, making his long-awaited in-ring return: King Kong Axelbundy! Let's get ready to Brumble!!!
1 comment:
I am so terribly sorry that I didn't work today to celebrate that amazing post.
Bravo!
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