Input needed! ASAP

Clake and Bill, this is specifically for you, but the rest of our readers can weigh in as well.

We definitely have the Wonk and Nuge clearly defined.
Last week we came up with further clarity for real life situations.
When someone is coming at you backhanded, but at the last minute turns their palm towards you, in effect, faking the Nuge and going for the Wonk, that is called the Splooge, for obvious reasons (if you can control yourself after experiencing those wide range of emotions, you're a better man than I).

Now, the question is, what if someone comes at you palm first, but then performs a slight of hand and backhands you? Brummbiliyah and I decided that this maneuver, where the Wonk is faked for a Nuge, should be called the Scrooge. Is everyone down with that??