Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Dem Jeans

Prepare yourselves for a super-dee-dooper edition of Phil on a Wednesday!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Tuesday is the day

The location for lunch is EMRB. The time for lunch is Noon. I'll be there, will you?

Monday, November 06, 2006

Monday - time to saddle up for another week of lunches

I will be at EMRB for the lunch at El Noon-yo. Be there!

Friday, November 03, 2006

Are you not entertained?

We need to go over some figures and invest in some power lunch'n. Any partakers in the partay? This just in.... we'll have a special guest speaker out of Derby, IA.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

It's Thursday and I'm back again

Since yesterday. I know that you guys missed me! EMRB at Noon. Be there or be not with Bill this lunch.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Wednesday lunch

Hey everybody, I'm going to be at EMRB for lunch at Noon. Hope to see some friendly faces!

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Serenity Now

i will be at EMRB at noon seeking escape from nearby office socialites. please join me.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Monday

The Billster will be there with a review of "Marie Antoinette" from the weekend.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Bam!

Psychiatric assistants of UIHC unite!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

General Tso's Chicken

Come eat with the General. Free fortunes.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Tuesday

Hey everybody, the "general" (who is generally not at lunch) won't be here today, but I will! It would be great to see you guys again.

p.s. ZZZZZING! twice in a row! I'm on a roll here

Monday, October 23, 2006

Rallying the Troops

The general is back and leading the charge at the start of the week. Follow me to freedom.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Chimpanzee That

I think I can make it to lunch today...

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Thursday

I'm going to go into my lab and ask around to see what people are up to for lunch. What are you guys up to?

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Get over the Hump

Axe will be there.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Tuesday Brumch at noon

Was that a typo or just a bad pun? Find out today in the EMRB.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Throwing out the Invite

Hey guys, I will be at EMRB at Noon today for lunch. Hope to see some friendly faces!

Friday, October 13, 2006

Make sure you are sitting down when you read this

Two days in one week. Hold the applause. Start the weekend off with a bang by joining Axe for lunch.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

nada de la brummski

there will be no EMRBing it up for me today, but i've got my sights on tomorrow, and on the 'no complaints' blog entry #100, which is oh so close.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Weekly Appearance

To satisfy my ravenous fanbase, Axe will make an appearance today. I apologize for the accompanied media circus.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Big Week

Let's make it another week of sweet lunches. See you guys at EMRB!

Friday, October 06, 2006

manic friday

lunch i'm in

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Thursday lunch!

Hey everybody, I'll be at EMRB at Noon today. Come one come all!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Wednesday=Axe=#@**#@ Awesome Lunch

I will throw the caveat in that if my meeting runs long I might not make it but I would say that is highly unlikely today.

Monday, October 02, 2006

New Week, Clean Slate

Hey everybody, we had some good lunch turnouts last week. So let's Keep -R- Up, Git -R- Done, et cetera ... I should be at EMRB at Noon for lunch every day this week unless something comes up. So I'll be checking the blog to find out if anybody wants to join me. Hope to see some friendly faces!

Friday, September 29, 2006

Who wants some of Big Daddy's....

......Company for lunch?

Noonish? EMRBish?

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Don't you want me baby?

I think I can make it today. Any takers?

Friday, September 22, 2006

Friday lunch

I'm going to be at lunch today, EMRB at Noon. Hopefully I'll see some friendly faces!

Monday, September 18, 2006

Bill's Birthday Week!

Here's my lineup - I am in the office and therefore at lunch for Monday, Tuesday, and Friday. Wednesday and Thursday (the actual day of days) I will be out. There is the possibility of birthday festivities on Friday after lunch so keep your eyes and ears peeled.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Pullin' Me Back

It's Friday, which is great for a number of reasons! The Suck'lones are on their way, no class, and lunch! Who's with me?

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

I'm In

Come one, come all

Monday, September 11, 2006

Week of September 11

Ladies and gentlemen, I will be at lunch at Noon on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday of this week. Thursday and Friday I am out of the office. Hope to see you around!

-Bill

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Unvicarious by my absence

No lunch for me, today...

Friday, September 01, 2006

Read to Yung Joc's "Going Down"

Meet me in the caf, it's goin down.
Meet me in Eckstein, it's goin down.
Meet me with sum food, it's goin down.
Any where ya meet me guaranteed to go down!

Return of the mike

Dr. Brumm and his blue Geico lunch bag will both be making their return to EMRB at noon barring unforeseen circumstances...

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Two Duds are Back

Michael and I are in unless my 10:30 meeting runs really long.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

EMRB Lunches

Hey guys, I'm trying to get into a routine of food in general. So you should more often than not find me at EMRB at Noon eating lunch. If you can join me from time to time I would like that. Otherwise, take 'er easy and I hope that I'll see you around!

Monday, August 28, 2006

Default Post

I think we can just assume I will be gone unless otherwise noted. I hope you aren't too lonely, Bill.

Friday, August 25, 2006

I will be at lunch again today. EMRB at Noon.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Priceless

Special edition of me today.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Famous TitIes

Due to excessive/insatiable lateness, lameness, and hunger, the brummski has already eaten (by himself in his office) and will not be attending today. Je suis desole.

Bill continues on

I will be at lunch today. EMRB at Noon.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Monday, August 21, 2006

Axe out

Wish it was Sunday, cause that's my fun day

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Stop the Press ... Axe Returns for a Second Day

Join the former lunch great for a much heralded appearance.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

I will be at lunch at EMRB at Noon today. On Friday, Julie and I are going to the Melrose Dining spot on the 5th floor of whatever pavilion that is to do the assemble your own pasta thing. Everybody is invited along for Julie's last lunch day.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

It's Tuesday, and you know what that means! Lunch. Day 7 of Bill's consecutive streak going here. Phil and Jules, you wit me?

ALSO, this is a good time to discuss what we are planning for Julie's last lunch day, which is this Friday. My vote is that we all head up to the rooftop place on the 8th floor if the weather is nice to sit outside, OR we hit up the 5th floor Melrose Dining spot. Does anybody have a particular preference?

Monday, August 14, 2006

Axe is Back ... Not Likely

If everyone had great lunch batting avg's then no one would. My pathetic avg just helps all of you look that much better. Leading off the week with a strikeout.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Weekly Standings

There has been a lot of talk of "Perfect Weeks" this week, so I figured it was my duty to provide the standings among Lunch League participants (to the best of my recollection).

Bill, Julie, and Phil are shooting for perfect weeks. This is trully unprecedented, and considering the players involved, this is a true changing of the guard from the old League stalwart, Axe.

Dianna and Amy are one game back, looking for .800 records on the week. These two are providing a couple different playing styles. Dianna started off the week with a stumble out the gates by missing Monday. She also provided some suspense by holding out of pregame banter yesterday. Amy has proven to be a worthy foe, resorting to bushleague tactics such as criticizing her opposition's equipment. One has to respect this fiery will to win. After pledging her allegiences to the Busch Light team, however, she has earned back her credibility.

Michael has an opportunity today to save face and head into the weekend with a winning record. Everyone is pulling for the true underdog. I'm beginning to pick up a chant from behind the Notre Dame bench....

Axe has fallen off his throne. He's been sliding downhill for several weeks now, but this fall from grace has shown that League championships are in fact wide open every week. We may be entering into a new era of League play.

Good luck to all of you

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Fruity Pebbles

I'll be there, doing what I do.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

I was just thinking, "dang, I'm hungry. I can't wait till lunch." Then I remembered that I have to wait till 12. Well, I'll be at lunch. It would be great to see y'all. Axe, you're invited.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

i shall be whining and dining at noon.
It is Tuesday and I will be at lunch. Anybody else in today?

Monday, August 07, 2006

I'll be at lunch. Anyone else?

Friday, August 04, 2006

Good morning Americans, it's Friday! I will be at lunch today at EMRB at the Nooner. Anybody else down for that? Hope to see you guys there!

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Axe is back. Back to skipping lunch for pooper scooper duties. I take my bow for lamest lunch attendee of the week. Actually, I would currently share the title with Brummblebutt.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Barring any unforeseen circumstances (like my plates taking too long to run) I plan on being at lunch. I'm ready for excuses starting....... now.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Hi kids. Just wondering if anyone was going to make it to lunch today? I'm pretty darn sure I can be there, so if anyone would like to see me, show up. If you don't want to, make a polite excuse and avoid EMRB like the plague.

Monday, July 31, 2006

I'm out unless someone wants to go to my house, let Ace out, and pick up his turd.

Friday, July 28, 2006

Any takers today?

Thursday, July 27, 2006

I will be at lunch and will not be laced with performance enhancing drugs like that schmuck Floyd Landis.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Hit me with your best lunch. Fire Away.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

I'm out. I'm a loser baby ...

Monday, July 24, 2006

mmmmmmmm lunch

Friday, July 21, 2006

Lunch? Oh yeah! But I'm only in it to win it.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

i will not be at lunch today, in part because i have to leave work early, but mainly because i am a douche bag.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

The blog finally let me on! Lunch is mine!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Axe is out. It is going to be a slim week for me as Ace's midday pee and poop party is my responsibility. That is my pee and poop contribution for the week.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Hey everybody, I was down for the count for a few days last week. Sorry that I missed you all! But I'm almost fully back in the lunch action. I may have to miss again tomorrow (Tuesday) for a business related meeting but after that I believe that everything is cool. So how in the heck are ya?? We'll try to catch up tomorrow if possible, or if not then Wednesday.
Due to Dianna's birthday today and Rob's tomorrow, I will not be eating lunch today. I apologize for any inconvenience or undue stress this may cause any of you. I hope to be back tomorrow, so you're about 13 days late on your 2-week notices.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Axe is back.
Y'all are slack-i-lackin'. No posts yet? None yesterday? Not even for old time's sake? Anyway, I'm expecting your full efforts today at lunch. I suppose we'll be inside though, due to the heat.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Michael and I are out for today and tomorrow.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

It is Tuesday and I will be at lunch today. Anybody else in?

Monday, July 10, 2006

So uh.... lunch? Anyone? Cuz it would be cool to see y'all. Well, most of you. :)

Friday, July 07, 2006

So there I was, smothered in motor oil, strapped to the headboard. I tried to scream out, but my attempts were thwarted by one little word. It began as a whisper, barely audible over the hum of the fan blades. It gained intensity and momentum as though it were an '89 Cutlass Sierra left in neutral on a gradual incline. Finally it poured from my mouth in a desperate attempt to escape. "LUNCH!" I screamed. In the blink of the eye, I was gone, nothing but bruises of a belt on my wrists and the bitter taste of fuel in my mouth, enjoying a bologna sandwich with my tormentor. His name was Axe.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Axe in, Brumm out.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

I'm not going to be the first to post today, no matter what!

Monday, July 03, 2006

Any folks for lunch today? Any folks working today? Just gimme the word.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls.... I think I'm going to be able to make it to lunch as a willing participant. Anyone else?

Thursday, June 29, 2006

First post! Let's eat lunch together today. Horay!

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Lunch today, gents? Our liaison to the ladies (i.e., Axe) is still gone. Come se dice sausage fest?

Monday, June 26, 2006

I think I can make lunch. Any takers?

Friday, June 23, 2006

What's up with lunch? I'm pretty dang sure I can make it. Let's do it to it.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Ace-Me.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

So uh.... I got a great lunch opportunity here. Probably inside. Any takers?

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Lunch. Outside. 12-1230.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Lunch. Outside. 10-4.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Fun Friday is back at the usual locale.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Concert Thursday. We will meet on the 8th floor at noon for the concert. Take Elevator D. I assume if it is raining they move it inside. We will find out.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Hump Day will be Humpin' as Axe is back. Oh, I shouldn't have worded it like that. Crap.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

1 Day/Week Axe is out. Today is that day, my friends.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Axe is in for a change.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Axe is back.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

I'm out...

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Brummski is so excited for lunch he can barely stand it, which means he'll be at EMRB at noon; you'll be able to recognize him by the bells he'll be wearing.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Ace-me. Axe is out.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Early lunch today at 11:50 in the usual place for Axe and Brumm. Michael's boss has a lecture/breast feeding session today.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

A devastating blow to the lunch experience. Axe will be out today and tomorrow. Have a repairman at the house today and then I am taking tomorrow off for a landscaping project. Good night and good luck.