I'm going to let you all in on a very private part of my life, one that I've kept under a shroud of secrecy since an unfortunate incident back in middle school. There are really no words to describe it, so I'll need the help of this self portrait.
Readers of No Complaints..... sometimes my turds are too big for my bum. If you could see the bottom of this picture, you'd see that I'm quite literally Rocking a deuce.
Who's in it for lunch today? EMRB???
1 comment:
My hat's off to you, Phil. This is one of your funniest and best posts yet. Hell yeah I'm going to be at lunch today. Boo-ya!
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