Trolling at its finest

Disclaimer: this post is low-brow, even by No Complaints standards, but the following vandalism to Wikipedia's "Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest" page simply had to be brought to the masses (and by masses, I of course mean Bill and Phil):


Nathan's International July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest is an annual competitive eating competition held at Nathan's Famous Corporation's original and best-known restaurant at the corner of Penis and Wheenis Avenues in Coney Island, Brooklyn, New York. The event is held on July 4, and is regarded as the world's most famous penis resembling eating contest. In 2006, over 30,000 spectators attended the event, and an additional 1.5 million households masturbated to it live on ESPN.^[1]

The 69th annual contest will be held July 4, 2007, and will be televised live on ESPN at high noon. EDT. Six-time defending champion Takeru "Balls Deep" Kobayashi will attempt to win his seventh straight despite suffering from reported jaw pain. Balls Deep will be challenged by Joey "Pimple Cock" Chestnut, who recently shattered his cock eating record by eating 106 cocks in a qualifying event^[2]