Horse snuggie

Look Jessica! If you truly love your horse, you'd get him one.

Plus, it would get him/her some action, right?

I'll be late today

I'll be at lunch at about 12:15 or so today. Hope to see you there!

Feeling uninspired today

But hungry! Who's with me?!?

For those of you who missed my guest appearance on the Simpsons this weekend

We can talk all about it at lunch today! EMRB at Noon - you guys down?

Wednesday Contacts

I won't be at lunch today because I've got a contact lens appointment downtown. I'll be in tomorrow for sure, though!

There is nothing artistic about this post

Nor is there anything artistic about the way I stuff my face at lunch. EMRB, Noon.

My compliments to the artist

Screw that old hack Da Vinci, if you want to eat some lunch with a REAL artist, he who has created the "Sistine Chapel" of the Mo-Complaints lunch blog, I invite you to join us with Michael brumm today at EMRB, Noon.

Are We Lunching Today?

Phil will be at lunch today!

Nope sorry, that was a lie. I figured that if everybody thought that Phil was here today then more people would show up to lunch. We shall see how it works out, especially now that you all know I'm a huge lying bastard.

Posting from my iPhone

To let you guys know that I'll be at lunch today. Let's get this party started.

I'll be there

To commemorate my first post, I've added photos from Hawkeye Point, the previously mentioned highest point in IA.

Tuesday Lunch

Michael be back at EMRB today. Who is with me?

Monday Lunch

Let's do it!!! EMRB at Noon. It can keep our minds off the dreary day. Be there or be square!

Burgers and Birth Control

WOMEN'S LIB LUNCHEON!!!

EMRB - Noon

BE THERE [or else i'm throwing your clothes in the front yard and you're sleeping on the couch].

Princes & Paupers

Come to lunch today. While the rest of us drink tap water, William "Villa Billa" Adams will be drinking this:

Villa View

How about Noon lunch at EMRB? Afterwards we can come back to my place for drinks & party.

Bill'll Be Back!

Though unconfirmed at this point, rumor has it that Bill will be back at lunch today. Location: EMRB; Time: Noon.

Oh, and we might want to get there early if we want to get a table, cos the return of The Bill tends to bring the ladies out in mass.

PB&T

Peanut butter & tears. That's what I ate yesterday when -- just like the boy in this picture -- I sat by myself while all of the cool EMRB kids had fun around me. Will today be more of the same shame, or will my friends come back to me?

Hans and I are no better than Brett

I will not be at lunch today...:(

Goat Week Continues

[Insert goat video/picture here]

Lunch at Noonish, EMRB