I'm planning a party. Here's your invite:
Activity: Lunch
Where: EMRB
When: Noon (CST)
How: By any means necessary
Who: The ghettoist folks
Standard Deviation: 23
Color: Red (for blood)
Size: 36-24-36
Shoe: Airwalks
Genre: Easy listening
Food: Beef stroganoff
Beverage: Cognac
Animal: Beaver
Thief: Turd Burglar
Facial Tissue: Kleenex
Bladder Control Device: Depends
Bowel Control Device: Plug
Underwear: Optional (although socks are a must!)
Celebrity: Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson
I hope to see you all there!
6 comments:
I'll be there
but i don't have a meatwad to bring
How does kristina have a blogger id and I don't? Is this how you treat the loyal lunch lady? I am boycotting lunch until I get an explanation!
Peace out rabbit(s)- Dianna
the brummski is sick so he's gonna spare everyone his contagious presence at lunch today. instead, i will eat (and maybe sleep) in my office. Hope to be back off the DL by tomorrow.
bein' ther
I'm back from my jaunt downtown, I'll be there!
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